20 Things Al Would Never Do

1. Go to the top of your roof and yell "I'm a special boy!" at the top of his lungs
2. Dance with a coconut
3. Do a crack Mustang cosplay
4. Kick a kitten
5. Have a tea party with an Ed plushie
6. Become Risembool's first male cheerleader
7. Run through Central screaming "The British are coming! The British are coming!"
8. Belly Dance with Edward
9. Dance around without a shirt on in public
10. Go ontop of a hill and yell "I'm Naruto Uzumaki, and I'm gonna be Hokage, BELIEVE IT!"
11. Start talking in a Jamacian accent
12. Dress up like Envy just to make Ed mad
13. Jump on the bed and yell "I have ADD! I have ADD!"
14. Have a spaz attack over a piece of cheese
15. Yell "RAWR I AM ALPHONSE TEH HUMAN KITTEH!"
16. Meow at the door so Edward will let him in
17. Try and shape his hair into cat ears
18. Ask Pinako where babies come from
19. Start beating Winry with a wrench screaming "STOP HITTING MY BROTHER YOU HAG!"
20. Become Roy's apprentice